When you've been thrown out of an airlock into the cold
vacuum of space, forced to comprehend the vastness of the universe
in the Total Perspective Vortex, eaten by the Ravenous Bugblatter
Beast of Traal, stuck on prehistoric Earth for ten years, stopped in
for the end of the universe and breakfast at Milliways, been
attacked by a fleet of Frogstar fighters, sampled the delights of a
Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster, had your planet blown up to make way for
a hyperspace bypass or, in general, you've lost your towel,
DON'T PANIC! Reach for your handy, new, expanded and
The new issue of the Guide is available
now. It has been extensively updated and expanded with many
new references added to its database. Also, this edition
offers several new enhancements never available before! For starters,
you'll notice right away that the Guide's search
capabilities have been greatly improved with the addition of a
Next, new for this edition, the Guide has been totally restyled, by inter-galactic, award winning designers, to fully complement the hip lifestyles of those who carry it. It fits more comfortably in your pocket, and its new shape reminds everyone that you are one hoopy frood, who really knows where his towel is!
Perhaps, the most exciting and powerful addition to the
Guide, is the
HHGttGDBEM (Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Database Expansion
Module). The HHGttGDBEM nearly instantaneously processes a new
The final, and most complementary addition to the updated Guide, is a condensed version of the Encyclopedia Galactica. Continued success of the Guide has allowed Megadodo Publications to purchase the assets of the historic work. Besides, after scanning, editing and compression, all those gilded pages made great wallpaper in our new corporate offices! Best of all, The Guide is still inscribed with the indispensable default advice you've all come to rely on so much.
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy from Megadodo Publications- More popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than 53 More Things To Do In Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Coluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters: Where God Went Wrong, Some More Of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway? The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy; The most wholly remarkable book in all of the known universe!
B E L G I U M !
If you can see the above word and this accompanying text, then you are in the one place in the galaxy where the guide itself cannot be purchased. You do however, have some other interesting choices.
First, check out some links to other HHGttG sites on the Web. Here, you'll find out more about Douglas Adams- the original source of all HHGttG information, as well as links to other HHGttG resources and other interesting sites.
Then, if you find yourself in the mood, listen to some short excerpts from the Original, fantastic, BBC radio series. Click on a link below.
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